Amid the sufferings of life on earth, suicide is God's best gift to man.

...shellfish are the prime cause of the decline of morals and the adaptation of an extravagant lifestyle. Indeed of the whole realm of Nature the sea is in many ways the most harmful to the stomach, with its great variety of dishes and tasty fish.

We listen with deep interest to what we hear, for to man novelty is ever charming.

Nothing which we can imagine about Nature is incredible.

Man is the only one that knows nothing, that can learn nothing without being taught. He can neither speak nor walk nor eat, and in short he can do nothing at the prompting of nature only, but weep.

Men are most apt to believe what they least understand; and through the lust of human wit obscure things are more easily credited.

Their best and most wholesome feeding is upon one dish and no more and the same plaine and simple: for surely this hudling of many meats one upon another of divers tastes is pestiferous. But sundrie sauces are more dangerous than that.