I always said, 'A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing 'I'm Still Here!''
Smoking ages you quicker than almost anything else.
John Waters is one of the sweetest, dearest, most adorable men I've ever worked with.
Show me a woman content with her figure and I'll show you a seven-year-old girl. Everybody else is engaged in the war against flab.
Imitation is the sincerest form of insecurity.
The secret Ive lived by ever since I started earning money is this: Always buy a house with an extra bedroom adjoining the master. And thats always my closet.