No one really understands a family but the people in it and even they each understand it differently.

You can't replace one dog with another any more than you can replace one person with another, but that's not to say you shouldn't get more dogs and people in your life.

You know what Sunday is, it's a day with a lot of potential for naps.

There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're playing team sports, people think you're okay.

I want someone who puts the whole ball of wax at risk. I want the kind of marriage where we would follow each other out into the stormy fatal sea or I'm not marrying at all.

Sometimes you get tempted to make something wonderful even better but in doing so you lose what was so wonderful to begin with.

At heart, we're all violent raging wolves, but in our actions we can be pacifists.