My childhood may have been more demented than most, because I learned to read very early and was allowed to read whatever I wanted.

This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably because they aren't old enough to understand that a passionate relationship could be about anything other than sex.

Celebrities, even insignificant ones like me, are created to be abused by the Great Unwashed.

Delete nothing. Move nothing. Change nothing. Learn everything.

My dad told me that no one could ever make it as a writer, that my chances were equivalent to winning the lottery - which was good for me, because I like to have something to prove.

When you have too much faith in something, it's bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way, all the world is a vampire.

I'm your nightmare. Did you think you were done with nightmares, now you've become one?