God's a funky little dude because everyone's looking for Him and no one can find Him.
Real music lovers are actually my favourite kind of people because they like to know, rather than just be told what to think.
You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards!
No child is bad from the beginning, they only imitate their atmosphere.
Money won't buy you happiness, but it'll pay for the search
When I found out that there was eight Presidents before George Washington, I wanted to smack somebody.