All these non-singing, non-dancing, wish-I-had-me-some-clothes fools who tell me my albums suck. Why should I pay any attention to them?

Minor keys and drugs don't make a roller skate jam.

God's a funky little dude because everyone's looking for Him and no one can find Him.

I’m still very much a kid inside myself.

Don't hate me because I'm fabulous

A real friend or mentor isn't on your payroll.

As long as I do not take myself too seriously I should not be too badly off.