When i want to hear new music, i make it

All these non-singing, non-dancing, wish-I-had-me-some-clothes fools who tell me my albums suck. Why should I pay any attention to them?

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

I have a writing addiction.

When everyone recognizes Jehovah's name, then everyone will be happy because everyone will know what to do and how to do it.

When I found out that there was eight Presidents before George Washington, I wanted to smack somebody.

Don't hate me because I'm fabulous