The Queen's intelligence network is a hell of a lot better than anyone's in this palace. Bar none. She knows everything. I don't know how she does it. And she sees everything.
Today is reality. Yesterday is history.
I've always been told I was extremely well-behaved as a kid.
I could have worse tags than 'Airmiles Andy' - although I don't know what they are.
It's slightly complicated for people to grasp the idea of a head of state in human form.
She is incredibly fit, but we remind staff that she's not just the monarch, but our mother.