[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch.

Disobedience is my joy!

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch.

It was while Princess Margaret was attending a high-society party in New York that the hostess asked her politely how the Queen was keeping. "Which one?" she is reported to have replied with her typically razor-sharp wit. "My sister, my mother or my husband?

I'm no angel, but I'm no Bo-Beep either.

My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.