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Veronica ran out to tell Amber the shocking news - and returned in less than a minute with another message for Yo-Yoji: "Amber says she was watching and she knows you got in detention on purpose," she said breathlessly. "Because you have a crush on Cass!" Cass's ears instantly turned red. Max-Ernest looked like he'd been hit by a truck.

Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.

Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.

The name of this book is mysterious.

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.