Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.

Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.

You can't be a person and a lady. If you're a person, you can open the damned door yourself.

Other-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit.

I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.

Most men when they make up their faces, the makeup stands forward, and their faces are behind.