I've had a very sheltered life. What can happen to you if you stay home writing all day?

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

You have no control [over natural disaster]. That's what's scary about it. You're helpless. That feeling of helplessness is really scary.

The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.

I've never dreamed of a story idea. I have such boring dreams.

I believe that kids as well as adults are entitled to books of no socially redeeming value.

I should be concentrating on writing pages.