Nature has introduced great variety into the landscape, but man has displayed a passion for simplifying it. Thus he undoes the built-in checks and balances by which nature holds the species within bounds.
B*tches come and go but friends are for real.
You can't send a girl in to do what a lady can do.
Look, that homeless guy is sleeping on my face. New York really is where dreams come true.
I find myself very, very happy to be a weird writer.
I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.