What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar.

Besides," Shane said "I want to see Monica's face when she catches sight of the two of you. Kodak moment.

Oliver . . . well. Who knew if Oliver’s problem was the disease or just a bad attitude?

Define better with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.

The vamp in McMann’s stared at me. I guess he didn’t like the Goth look. Most of them don’t; somehow they think I’m making fun of them. Which I totally am.

How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?" "I sweat perfume. Like all girls.