“There is no drama so great as that of a teenage girl,” ... “Except yours.”

You are the weirdest girl ever.” “Please. You live with Eve.

Myrnin: "I shall name him Bob, Bob the spider" Claire: "You're insane." Myrnin: "Why Claire, I thought that was part of my charm." (something like that)

The door banged open and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. "It's not what you think." She said. "It was just - oh OK, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now WHAT?

So you’ll just kill anyone who frightens you. Who could hurt you.” “Well…yes.

it is totally awesome

I’m not leaving,” Sam said, his eyes fixed on the boy he was holding. “Not until Disney Princess here apologizes, or his head comes off, one of the two.