Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

THTL— too hot to live

Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve

Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.

Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this.

One should never create tension between one's footwear.