EVE:bite me chillie boy

Right. I’ve been missing Nutty McFang anyway.” “Stop making up names for him.” “What about Count Crackula?” “Just stop.

About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.

Hey,” he said softly. He moved closer to the bars, pressing his face between them. “I always said you were jailbait, but this is ridiculous.

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don’t have the ovaries" (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast

Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!