Look, I hate good-byes, too. But sometimes, we need them just to survive.

Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted.

You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.

Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

Who's Myrnin?" Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss." "You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?