Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this.

Myrnin: "I shall name him Bob, Bob the spider" Claire: "You're insane." Myrnin: "Why Claire, I thought that was part of my charm." (something like that)

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn

I wrestled futilely, then relaxed as a vine wrapped three times around my throat and squeezed. Right," I choked out, and shut my eyes. "I'll wait here, then.

Is it arrogance if one is truly superior?

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

He dunked his tea bag and watched the results critically. “I really must get a new supplier. This tea is pathetic. America just doesn’t understand tea at all.