Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.

Saint Claire, the patron saint of the kick-me sign.

Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome.

Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.

You think that because I want to do what’s right, because I want to make things better, I’m weak,” Claire said. “Or that I’m stupid. But I’m not. It takes a lot more strength to know how bad the world is and not want to be part of that, give in to it. And I do know, Kim. Believe me.

You're much shorter than my mom." "Brat," she said, surprised into a giggle. "That's no way to talk to a vampire." "Bloodsucking brat." "Better" he said.