I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.
Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.
Why was it the hot mean girls always ran in packs, like hyenas?
Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.
Whatโs burning?โ โYour brain.
Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not sure I'm the one who lives through the movie.