I'm still alive. And I'm still fabulous.

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

CLAIRE:your washing right? shane:i'll pay you for it. claire:what? shane:best high score wins claire:no bet 'wash, dish boy

I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass

I'd blurted out the question only to keep him from noticing that I was working my hands free, but the Warden behind me, some young brown-haired surfer dude, yelled a warning. "She's getting loose!" Narc.

I have permission to live off campus.” She didn’t say from whom, because it was primarily herself.

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.