Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you over at the Waterhouse last year and you were all, like, wow, amazing. It was like a menage a trois, only you weren't there, thank God.

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that

I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome.

People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.

Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve