Why was it the hot mean girls always ran in packs, like hyenas?
See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.
The door banged open and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. "It's not what you think." She said. "It was just - oh OK, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now WHAT?
Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini.
Bouncing in hoppy little circles like a demented Goth bunny.
Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?