Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.

Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.

He (Michael) was gone in a whisper of air, hardly making any sound at all, and Claire shivered and leaned against Shane’s solid, very human warmth. His arms went around her, and he touched his lips lightly to the back of her neck. “How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we’ve had?” “I sweat perfume. Like all girls.

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap. "Ah," he said. "Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please." "What?" "Turn around, Claire. It's a secure password!" "You have GOT to be kidding." "Why ever would I joke about that? Please turn.