Me and normal have never really been on speaking terms.

And change isn't destruction. It's just change.

Oliver . . . well. Who knew if Oliver’s problem was the disease or just a bad attitude?

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you over at the Waterhouse last year and you were all, like, wow, amazing. It was like a menage a trois, only you weren't there, thank God.

I know, he said. We are into the Bad Idea neighborhood and heading down I Have a Bad Feeling Street. (Shane)

“There is no drama so great as that of a teenage girl,” ... “Except yours.”