Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.

You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.

Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?

I never meant it," he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

EVE:bite me chillie boy

Yes," he said. "I am sure. I double-checked everything after you went home yesterday. I even made a few improvements, just in case." The first part of that reassured her. The second part... not so much. "What kind of improvements?" "Oh, nothing, really. Mostly just streamlining. You really did very well; I certainly don't want you to think that I am one of those people who has to be in control all the- Oh, well, I suppose that's actually true- I do have to be in control all the time. But only because I am in charge, of course.