You’re not going to suck.’’ ‘‘Not at the guitar, anyway,’’ Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. ‘‘Ow.

I had no name for that particular hue of orange, other than unfortunate.

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

She looked creepy/adorable.

Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.