See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.
Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane
He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.
Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.
In an insane world, sanity made very little sense.
She was poison in a pretty bottle.