My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

micheal sighed and closed his eyes for a moment'i'm not sure that was a good idea claire:it will be if you go see her tonight and tell her well watever oh but watch out shes gone all buffy with the stakes and things

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me

Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve.

I think we can all agree. SHINEY.

Saint Claire, the patron saint of the kick-me sign.