Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)

Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me.

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser

Eeek,” Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.