He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.

Myrnin," she said. "He didn't show up at the rendezvous." "And? Dude's crazy, in case you didn't notice recently. He probally went of the chase butterflys or something