You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

No. --Claire Bullshit! Yes, a world of yes. --Eve

I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in.

Right. I’ve been missing Nutty McFang anyway.” “Stop making up names for him.” “What about Count Crackula?” “Just stop.

Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway." "Says the kid who came back." "Yeah, kind of proves my point.

You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.

Just who are you planning to call? Ghostbusters?