You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen."!

I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way.

Myrnin: ‘Have we been introduced?’ Frank: ‘Probably not. Why, you asking me out, sweetheart?’ Myrnin: ‘You’re not my type, darling.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

but sometimes optimism is the only drug that works. But it’s sadly temporary in its effects.

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.