The only way to stop a rebellion is to crush it with blood and fire, and to wound them so they'll never dare to raise a hand again.

She was poison in a pretty bottle.

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.

God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.

Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!

Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded. (2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank. (3.) Killed over Ice Cream