Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

Myrnin said softly. "And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?

He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap. "Ah," he said. "Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please." "What?" "Turn around, Claire. It's a secure password!" "You have GOT to be kidding." "Why ever would I joke about that? Please turn.