I wanted to talk to someone. But who? It’s moments like this, when you need someone the most, that your world seems smallest.

I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be. The person you think you will love the most. And every girl you are with gets measured against this girl in your head.

I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns.

I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.

We're better off. But I don't know if the world's better off. I don't know if the two are the same thing.

I've given him more mixed signals than a dyslexic Morse code operator.

I am bigger than the box I'm in.