I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass.

The complexity embedded in the different levels of meaning that go along with the words "I love you" ought to be a whole mindfuck of a video game

True Love. I’m starting to suspect the concept is pure illusion, an insipid brand name manufactured by Hallmark and Disney.” — Cupcake

I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns.

I feel like there's so much darkness in all of my books.

I've given him more mixed signals than a dyslexic Morse code operator.

I'm told there's no going back. So I'm choosing forward.