[S]he leans into this guy and rocks her head like I’m making this music for her, when if I could, I would take it all away and give her as much silence as she’s given me pain.

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

We all just took the bookstore at its word, because if you couldn't trust a bookstore, what could you trust?

I am a classic 'Star Trek' fanatic.

No one would want to read a book in which I explain the science of cloning because it would be very dull and it would also make no sense.

The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? "I Want to Hold Your Hand." The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand.

The universe doesn't decide what's right or not right. You do.