There is no such thing as a soulmate...and who would want there to be? I don't want half of a shared soul. I want my own damn soul.

I've always been sort of a closet sci-fi geek.

[S]he leans into this guy and rocks her head like I’m making this music for her, when if I could, I would take it all away and give her as much silence as she’s given me pain.

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

I don't know why I'm saying any of this, except that it's the truth." -Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.

I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening?