I feel like you may be a special and kind person. And I would like to make it my business to know special and kind people. Especially if they are boys my age.

I particularly loved the adjective bookish, which I found other people used about as often as ramrod or chum or teetotaler.

But, you see, that's the luxury of being a lout - you get to be selective about when you care and when you don't. The rest of us get stuck when your care goes shallow.

Be careful what you’re doing, because no one is ever who you want them to be. And the less you really know them, the more likely you are to confuse them with the girl or boy in your head

Cinderella!" Dov cried. "Let down your hair!

Do you still Kill Gerbils?

The only use she has for the word fun is to make the word funeral.