I feel like you may be a special and kind person. And I would like to make it my business to know special and kind people. Especially if they are boys my age.

When in doubt, ingest carbs.

I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.

This must be part of Mother Nature's master plan—making these boys so irresistibly cute, in such a naughty way, that the purity of their intentions becomes irrelevant.

Be careful what you’re doing, because no one is ever who you want them to be. And the less you really know them, the more likely you are to confuse them with the girl or boy in your head

Answer all the questions that I'm too afraid to ask

I could become a nun even if I am a non-believer. I'll learn to fake it like Nick did with me. I will minister the gospel of compassion and kindness and please, always use a condom, from famine-stricken nations to war-torn dead zones. It's possible I might become a nun who kisses other nuns.