I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang out, but it's not the comedy world as far as I know.

I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

The environmental agenda seems swept under the rug a lot, and environmentalists are looked at as tree-huggers who aren't dealing with the real issues when in fact someone needs to be keeping an eye on how we're treating the planet. When politicians bring up the environment, they're immediately labeled as being anti-business. But for the sake of the planet on which we live, we need to take the environment into account.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

The people, they are the ones with the real answers.

I didn't consider myself a huge baby person. I`m not like, "Oh my god! I want to hold every baby!" And some women just have that engraved in their minds.