I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang out, but it's not the comedy world as far as I know.

I don't really consider myself an impressionist.

When I was a kid, I was super shy.

If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.

The people, they are the ones with the real answers.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

If it gets laughs, it’s funny.