So, 'reaper' is really just a nice word for 'covert pervert?' Is that what you're saying?

I'm dead, not impotent. Nasty rumors like that must be squashed before they gain momentum. Feel free to emphasize how very functional I am.

We’re days away from going full scale against Malone, and in the meantime, we’re under fire from above. And I’m about as useful as a three-legged dog.” “You’re much more useful than any kind of dog, mi vida.” Marc purred and pressed me into the counter, his hands on my hips. I couldn’t resist a smile. I was a real sucker for Spanish.

Great. I'm psychotic and sparkly.

It was an addiction. A pointless, self-destructive addiction. But really, is there any other kind?

I should have mixed something stronger than Coke floats.

Dad, I can count the number of normal school days I've had this year on one hand.