So, 'reaper' is really just a nice word for 'covert pervert?' Is that what you're saying?

Sometimes I suspected Ryan was merely visiting the real world, on vacation from his permanent residence in la-la land.

Great. I'm psychotic and sparkly.

I'm searching for a shred of humanity in that shriveled tangle of arteries you call a heart.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

...don’t judge your future based on others’ mistakes.

I'm dead, not impotent. Nasty rumors like that must be squashed before they gain momentum. Feel free to emphasize how very functional I am.