What took you so long?โ Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. โI stopped to donate all your underwear to the homeless. Youโre gonna wanna take care of those tighty whitiesโtheyโre all youโve got left.โ He leaned against the door, either too tired or too drunk to sit up. โAnd to think, most people donโt understand your sense of humor.โ โFools, all of them.
Rachel VincentIt's suspiciously quiet in here, and there's a Tod shaped dent in the bean bag. For the sake of both my sanity and my temper, I'm going to pretend I can't tell that you're in his lap, so could you pretend that this is still my house and you are still my daughter, and I'm within my parental rights to kick your boyfriend out after 11:00 p.m.?
Rachel VincentChange your mind about playing doctor?" "No, but I hear candy-striper uniforms are pretty cute.
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