If you live in the dark long enough, you start to forget what light looks like.
Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt?
Great. I'm psychotic and sparkly.
This would be so much easier if they actually issued black hoods.
I was no suffragette, but I was pretty sure the he-can’t-control-himself defense was a big, stinky load of horseshit.
The school sent you flowers. I’m sure that totally makes up for the fact that they hired the psychotic, soul-stealing pedophile who murdered you in your own home.