How is it wrong to put everything you have into getting what you want most in the world?

I grabbed another. Aerosmith. Nope, can’t throw classic Aerosmith. I snatched a copy of the Thompson Twins’ greatest hits and chucked it at him.

I’m glad you think so. I’ve always considered my sense of humor to be largely underappreciated, so it’s nice to finally meet a fan.

So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?

I'm searching for a shred of humanity in that shriveled tangle of arteries you call a heart.

Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and there was way too much following orders.

Unfortunately, what my head wanted and what my heart wanted were two completely different things.