Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.

Change your mind about playing doctor?" "No, but I hear candy-striper uniforms are pretty cute.

I wanted a do over. A time machine. That magic wand. But real life didn't have any easy outs, and very few happily-ever-afters. The real world was more like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, with most of the choices ripped out before you even opened the cover.

Eastlake High makes Buffy's hellmouth look like a crack in the sidewalk.

Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry—and mostly likely to wipe away my tears.

It would be so much easier if there were a secret password, or handshake. Netherworld, open sesame! Yeah, that didn't work, either.

Great. I'm psychotic and sparkly.