Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt?
... you just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now.
I realized that I'd rather die with you than live with someone else.
I’m confiscating your hair dryer—you’ve fried your brain.
Careful, pot," Tod said. "Someone might notice your resemblance to the kettle.
He’s like the Rasputin of reapers.