So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?

Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven.

It was an addiction. A pointless, self-destructive addiction. But really, is there any other kind?

Lit majors are not known for watching where they're going; most of us walk with our eyes in a book instead of on the path ahead.

I'm dead, not impotent. Nasty rumors like that must be squashed before they gain momentum. Feel free to emphasize how very functional I am.

...don’t judge your future based on others’ mistakes.

Sorry, but the whole walking corpse epiphany kind of threw me off my game.