If Chelsea are naive and pure then I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

As long as I'm not taking a penalty we will be OK. But if it's like two years ago I will need a doctor.

As a manager, you are important sometimes, and you make mistakes, but the most important people are your staff and your players. Never call me 'the special one!'

Winning trophies has made me put on weight

The champions are the team with the most points...if United have more points, it means they have more points, that's all. Nothing else.

When I was at Valencia my wife said that we would win the league. She was right and to mark the occasion she asked me for a new watch. I bought her the watch, but then she said that we would win the UEFA Cup and that when we did she wanted another watch. Now she says that we will win the Champions League and that she will want an even more expensive watch. My wife has a lot of confidence and a lot of watches.

Before, I said that they were maybe the best supporters in England. Now maybe they are the best supporters in Europe.